OK... I am going to submit a proposal to the Olympic Committee, whom ever and where ever they may be, to include Couch Wrangling as a new 2 person team sport. Trust me... this sport will have it all: sweat, heart ache, competition, camaraderie, excitement and of course the quest for the Gold. Oh yes, do not doubt me. I have personally tested this sport out and it is sure to be a winner. Here is the description of what the sport will require and demand:
1. A two person mixed team. Each team must have one male and one female.
2. One packaged Slip cover that is said to fit 'any couch 74 to 96 inches long'
3. One Couch (or Sofa if you prefer) that is between 74 and 96 inches long
4. A referee to keep the timer and monitor the teams
5. 10 minute timer
Each team will have their own couch and slip cover and at the sound of the gun (yes, this is necessary because at some point, one member of each team will be looking for the gun to either shoot their team mate or the couch), they will begin to attempt to put the slip cover on the couch properly.
Each team must work together and cannot ask anyone else for assistance.
To be considered a fully slip covered couch, the slip cover must look neat and must be properly positioned on the couch. The ref must be able to tug and pull on the slip cover and very little, if any, movement and adjustment of the slip cover in order for a team to proceed to the next round.
There is an alternative Love Seat Wrangling in the planning stages, but it is unknown when this style wrangling will be available to test for competition.
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